...Chill. It's hot and sweaty today. Real hot. Steamy, dirty hot. Rivulets of passion thread their sinuous paths across the soft, lithe, tanned expanse of he.... NO, wait; wrong blog...!
Instead our thoughts turn to fat folk with white beards, Donner and Blitzen, gifts, and elves. And stockings. Yes, stockings - sheathing the delicate yet muscular, lissom, tapered lenths of her subli... good grief - time for a cold shower...
